True story! I found my cat at a bus stop on Labor Day! We searched the entire flipping city for an open vet or shelter, but alas! Closed! So I did the only logical thing and adopted him forever. I have no regrets, but this plush version is a lot less drama. Just saying. cat, meow, abby, ragdoll, siamese, russian blue,

If we broke down our individual atoms and swished them around a bit, would we turn into ectoplasm? Probably not, because we're made of human. But this Mothman certainly would! We know, because he did! And here he is! moth, mothman, west, virginia, cryptid, lamp, spooky, goth, green, blue, teal, slime, glow,

We all need a partner. Sherlock has his Watson, Robin Hood has his Little John. The Plague Doctor has the Plague Nurse. If you were about to do medieval battle against infectious miasmas armed with only a lantern, a rudimentary concept of personal hygiene, and a beak full of smelly herbs and flowers, you'd want a secon

Hey Baby Axolotl, teach me how to swim! I only really know how to walk in the water, very slowly. Oh, you too? Hmm, in that case can you teach me how to make cute facial expressions? While walking in the water? Very slowly?axolotl,amphibian,aquatic,pink

Rainbow rolls aren't usually made of rainbows. California rolls aren't usually thousands of miles long and covered in redwoods. However, crab rolls are in fact made of crab! Or in this case, they ARE a crab! That's truth in advertising right there.crab, sushi, shell, crustacean, red, hybrid, synthisquish

Finally, a plush small enough to fit in my blender when making a dragonfruit smoothie! Except I would never ever do that - plush does not belong in a blender! Except as a complicated metaphor for my unusual dietary choices!dragon, fruit, dragonfruit, exotic, tropical, pink, wings, fantasy, synthisquish, hybrid

Every hidden science lab needs someone to mop up the experiments. Someone to recapture the ghouls and put away the drippy candles. Someone to hide the evidence. This is that someone! Mori the Plague Rat - The Mysterious Doctor Plague's butler/sidekick/accomplice/etc. Especially the etc!rat, plague, doctor, nurse, unive

Finally after THREE ETERNAL YEARS, the Mini Coelacanth is here! I am so overjoyed by this release, I could swim through the ocean! Then I could do a backflip! Then I could go extinct! Coelacanth style!fish, blue, navy, ocean, sealacanth, celacanth, trout, river, water,

No need to be sour about life, just add a bit of sugar to these lemons and make lemonade! Or maybe leave those lemons alone - they're happy just the way they are!lime, limon, yellow, tart, pucker, sour, sweet, fruit, tea,

What came first, fire or flies? If it was flies, how did people know to call them Fireflies? Or did they just call them"cool black bugs with glowing butts" until fire caught up? More at 11.firefly,fire,fly,bug,black,red,yellow,bugs,moth,insect,lightning bug, candle fly, firebob, lamp bug, moon bug,

Bees made it. Bears want it. Toast loves it. And now it’s completely incapable of getting stuck to your fingers! This Mini Honey Jar contains approximately zero actual honey, but 100% cozy, golden, slightly sticky vibes! Honey, pot, jar, pooh, bear, golden, bees, bee, pollen, flower, flowers, yellow

They glow. They flutter. They're pink. This Mothman didn’t come to warn you of impending doom, they've got bigger fish to fry and lips to gloss. Less 'harbinger of disaster,' more 'floating through the mall food court with a mysterious past and a soft pretzel.'moth,mothman,west virginia,cryptid,lamp,spooky,pink,blossom

Some cats eat fish. Some cats are fish. If a cat does both, is that an identity crisis? or just cannibalism? Either way, I'm into it.cat, catfish, small, plushie, animal, kitty, orange, synthisquish, hybrid, fish,

Have you heard the legend of Shadow Dragon? Me neither. So let's make one up! Shadow dragons use their shadowy powers to control the world! They rub elbows with royalty! They are champion badminton players! They have amazing crochet skills! They once ate three double-scoop ice cream cones in a row and it was epic! Out

I was in the middle of making breakfast when my friend, who for some reason was in my kitchen at 7am, asked me "What's that wooden ball in the center of avocado?" Reeling from shock, I immediately threw them out of my house. I mean, how does someone not know what an avocado seed looks like? But more importantly, why we

West Virginians!!! Also everyone else! REJOICE as the Baby Mothman has now graced us with their largest presence yet!! Imagine coming home from a long night of cryptid and creature searching, when the real creature is waiting for you with open wings and a soft belly perfect for hugging! This Mothman has magnets in his

Fancy munching on a Japanese rice ball? Careful how you unwrap it! Try as we might to extricate that delicate triangle of rice, seaweed, and filling from that fiendish plastic wrapper...splat. It transforms into a blob. A delicious blob, but still a blob! Fortunately, we know how to get you a perfect rice ball every ti

Since these amphibians live their whole lives underwater, they probably see their fair share of predators. Let's give them an edge by making them BIG. Not quite as big as a Massive, but still pretty darn big! Take that, random sea creature who is now slightly smaller than this axolotl! Standard Ground Shipping to the C

Ok, I may be speaking to my own experience BUT, did anyone else have a 'dark academia' phase because they grew up on tumblr and saw a bunch of edits using English Literature and you thought to yourself, "this is CULTURE!" I was convinced I was going to go live out my boarding school dreams and wear crisp white button u

Is this Avocado a superfood? Well, on one hand it doesn't have the amino-monosaturated-riboflavoricious properties of an Avocado you might pick from a tree. You can't smear it all over your face to improve collagen production. But so what? What this little cousin to the big Comfort Food Avocado lacks in organic chemist

When there is no caped crusader to be seen, this Robin is ready for action! Prepared to fight crime, eat a bunch of seeds, hunt worms... you know, the important stuff! This robin is a bird wonder! bird, birb,birds, chick, brown, orange, egg, sparrow, pigeon, hawk, cardinal

My oh my, what big eyes you have! And what big ears you have! And what big white pointy teeth you have! Also, I notice that you're hanging out with a wolf, but that's clearly not the most dangerous creature in this situation.Plague, nurse, doctor, love, red, grimm, grim,grimms brothers, wolves, wolf, fairy tale, fantas

One of the most elusive cryptids, the Fresno Nightcrawler has only *allegedly* been seen TWICE! Once, obviously was in Fresno California, and the other sighting was in Yosemite National Park. But it sounds weird to say the Yosemite Nightcrawler, so, you know. cryptid, night, crawler, humanoid, fresno, legs, leg, white,

If aquatic sea creatures wanted to show their love of Boba, would they invest? Would they sink their life savings of tiny shells into buying shares of tapioca unlimited? Would they watch the undersea stock ticker for how their delicious tea was faring against steel and cows? Or would they just turn into a glass of Boba

Don't just enjoy that Ranch with something basic like veggies, try it with a big old slice of pepperoni pizza! It's great! But why stop there - how about Ranch with spaghetti! Ranch on ice cream!  Ranch on this puppy that you definitely should not eat!dressing, bottle, ranch, zesty, mayo, mayonnaise, white, green, blue