My oh my, what big eyes you have! And what big ears you have! And what big white pointy teeth you have! Also, I notice that you're hanging out with a wolf, but that's clearly not the most dangerous creature in this situation.Plague, nurse, doctor, love, red, grimm, grim,grimms brothers, wolves, wolf, fairy tale, fantas

One of the most elusive cryptids, the Fresno Nightcrawler has only *allegedly* been seen TWICE! Once, obviously was in Fresno California, and the other sighting was in Yosemite National Park. But it sounds weird to say the Yosemite Nightcrawler, so, you know. cryptid, night, crawler, humanoid, fresno, legs, leg, white,

If aquatic sea creatures wanted to show their love of Boba, would they invest? Would they sink their life savings of tiny shells into buying shares of tapioca unlimited? Would they watch the undersea stock ticker for how their delicious tea was faring against steel and cows? Or would they just turn into a glass of Boba

Did you know the dachshund was the first dog from the United Kingdom to get cloned? Indeed! We tried it out, but it didn't quite go as planned. Apparently our science was a lot more literal than we expected. At first, we were like, "yikes, what's up with this," but then we gave him some pats and cuddles, and, well, her

Everyone needs a little mystique in their lives! A little intrigue! A little je ne sais quoi (I know I do)! We wanna help you out...with a Mystery Squishable! Order this item and we'll send you a random full-sized 15-inch Squishable, but we're not telling you which one! Really!Fiddlesticks, you say? But it's true! The

Hey Mini Goth Worm, what's up? Just hanging out in some dirt from your homeland? Checking out necks and leaving behind mysterious red dots? Chilling outside of 3rd floor windows asking to be let in? Trying to convince me to become your fourth wife for all eternity, until the very heavens fall in a glorious dance of the

Each spring among the cherry blossoms, a legend takes wing. Is it a dancing crane, poetically posed beneath the falling flowers? No. It's a Mothman. Draped in pink and petals, he haunts the trees. Lurking. Contemplating. Stealing your mochi.moth,mothman,west virginia,cryptid,lamp,spooky,goth,pink , kawaii, brown, flowe

Ready to help the Plague Nurse on her clinical rounds this spring? Try mushrooms! They will either totally fix whatever's wrong, totally compound whatever's wrong, or totally do absolutely nothing. Either way, her patients will have just eaten a whole bunch of tasty spring mushrooms, so that's probably a net positive.P

Some Mothmen are drawn to the glow of streetlights. This one? Wildfire. Lava flow. The eternal flame of your deepest, most chaotic impulses. He doesn’t flap toward the flame—he is the flame. Cozy him at your own risk.moth, mothman, west, virginia, cryptid, lamp, spooky, goth, black, blue, flames, fire, hot

See this sunflower??? We grew it just for you!!! Well actually, they decided to grow and we just kinda let 'em do their thing. By which I mean, they're the boss of us and we jump to their bidding. Must...plant...sunflowers. Must...take over...ecosystem. All...hail...the...sunflower...overlord...sunflowers, sunflower, f

Do you need a snuggle? A cuddle? A snurfle? We know that feeling! Go ahead squeeze a Squishable! The world will be a better place.

Tomato frogs! They're actually a real thing that exist! But the word 'Tomato Frog' is a bit of a mouthful, so for linguistic reasons, this is now a Tomatoad! If you've been looking for a sweet and ripe amphibian to snuggle... that also reminds you to eat your veggies, this is your frog. I mean toad. tomato, frog, frogs

Whoa, that's a huge summoning circle! Who put that here where anyone could trip over it? Oh Baphomet, I thought it might be you! Summoning some fast food I see, eh? I fully support your mystical culinary endeavors. Also can you please summon me two dozen cupcakes? It's for, um, a friend.baphomet,spooky,dark,halloween

Would you still love me if I were a Squishable? No, wait—would you still Squish me if I were a worm? WAIT—! Would you still worm me if I was a Squish? Alright, you know what.wormie,alaskan bull worm,pink,bug, inch, tube, wormlet, cylindrical, bink

Stag beetles are named after their jaws that look like the antlers of a male deer! Interestingly, male deer don't get their names from any part of a beetle at all. Let's change that! From now on, deer with antlers should be called "Stag Beetle Stags". And if they form a 1960's rock group together, they'll be the Stag B

If you see your sushi roll start to crawl, either you're in a really bad sushi place, or it's this Caterpillar Roll! Let's hope it's the latter, because otherwise you're about to be in a whole world of regrettable excitement.synthisquish, hybrid, caterpillar, sushi, roll, bug, insect, pun, white, green, soy sauce, tuna

Having a koi fish pond in your backyard is unlikely but statistically plausible. A dragon lair? Even less likely—but I’m not ruling it out, depending on your status as a particularly dedicated reptile fancier or warlock. Now, a Koi Fish Dragon pond/lair hybrid? That’s probably right out. Until you buy this guy. In whic

Twelve chimes of the clock marks the appearance of the Midnight Mothman! He has arisen from his comfy bed to do mysterious deeds in the dark embrace of night! Or perhaps he never went to sleep at all! Or somehow both???moth,mothman,west virginia,cryptid,lamp,spooky,goth, black, stars, constellations, universe, astrolog

Your favorite mega millennial deserves a Mega Avocado for their toast! They also deserve fair housing prices, reasonable tuition repayment terms, and parents who don't assume the economy hasn't changed since 1972, but this is what we've got for 'em. Standard Ground Shipping to the Continental US Only. big, huge, gigant

For the longest time I had a personal vendetta against strawberries for no reason. Like I would see a strawberry and be like "ew, no go away." While they still aren't my favorite fruit, I wouldn't turn them away! I definitely wouldn't turn this guy away either!red, strawberry, berry, jam, seed, leaf,

Plant children are the best! Case in point, this Venus Flytrap! They're the most superlative carnivorous plant a couple of spooky plague professionals could hope to co-parent. And as an added bonus, they keep everyone's workstations pest free. And who doesn't love that cute face? I mean, maybe some bugs, but they don't

"Hey little Prism Moth, how do these pastel rainbow colors make you feel?? Pretty? Proud? P-hilanthropic?" This little moth is here to refract it's colorful light all over the world and into your heart! Which I think is Perfect (Personally!)! Designed for Pride Month 2025, the Prism Moth's mission is to bring magic, lo

Shhhh, don't wake him up! This Sloth works hard to maintain an optimal sleep cycle. And that hard work makes him sleep more! It's a sleep cycle....cycle. tired, sleep, sleepy, sloths, rainforest, brown, beige,

Death is an inevitable destination at the end of life. In the grand scheme of the universe, it's insignificant. Not a big deal. Except for THIS death, who is in fact a really really big, big deal and matters a whole lot. It's not quite as significant as a Massive, but a lot more significant than a Standard Squishable.

Do you think if this massive caterpillar made a massive cocoon it would turn into a massive butterfly? Only one way to find out! Standard Ground Shipping to the Continental US Only.caterpillar, bug, insect, huge, massive, green, long, big, tube