Did you know the dachshund was the first dog from the United Kingdom to get cloned? Indeed! We tried it out, but it didn't quite go as planned. Apparently our science was a lot more literal than we expected. At first, we were like, "yikes, what's up with this," but then we gave him some pats and cuddles, and, well, her

This pastel treat traded its usual campfire vibes for something a little more... dreamy. Pink, purple, it’s basically a dessert that lives inside a sunset. fruit, straw, berry, bink, pink, purple, snackers, small, pastel, camp, campfire, toasting, smore, smores, chocolate, marshmallow,

Everyone needs a little mystique in their lives! A little intrigue! A little je ne sais quoi (I know I do)! We wanna help you out...with a Mystery Squishable! Order this item and we'll send you a random full-sized 15-inch Squishable, but we're not telling you which one! Really!Fiddlesticks, you say? But it's true! The

We originally intended for this to be a Halloween Squishable, but, well, here we are. When we posted our 7" version of this dude, the amount of traffic crashed our site. Then we spent 2 days fixing the site. Then you ordered a LOT of them. Then our site crashed again. Thank you! Unexpected! Anyway...here's a massive ve

Hey Mini Goth Worm, what's up? Just hanging out in some dirt from your homeland? Checking out necks and leaving behind mysterious red dots? Chilling outside of 3rd floor windows asking to be let in? Trying to convince me to become your fourth wife for all eternity, until the very heavens fall in a glorious dance of the

Not only is the myth of our favorite cryptid, the Point Pleasant Mothman, getting bigger, but so is the Mothman itself! Bigger than a Standard Mothman, and with less gravitas than a Massive. Less gravity too. Standard Ground Shipping to the Continental US Only.moth,mothman,west virginia,cryptid,lamp,spooky,goth,black,

'If you think pepper is spicy...you are wrong! Science backs me up that pepper barely rates as "mild" on the scoville scale. But if for some reason you still find pepper too awesomely peppery for your taste buds, here's a plush pepper instead! Your extra-sensitive seasoning preferences will be satisfied at its mild flu

"BE NOT AFRAID!" the angel said. And then it showed up looking like this! Just you try being not afraid of a big ball of flaming wings and rings and eyes, and the ability to talk in capital letters! Being not afraid goes right out the window, let me tell you. angel, spooky, wings, halo, white, feathers, eye, eyeball,

I'm not a fan of mint! Which is why I'm in a permanent state of war with my office mate about the validity of mint chocolate chip as an ice cream flavor (it's NOT, Rachel!). This Minty Axolotl is my peace offering. Mint may not be a real flavor (SERIOUSLY, RACHEL!) but the Axolotl version is great. mint, peppermint, mi

We originally intended for this to be a Halloween Squishable, but, well, here we are. When we posted our 7" version of this dude, the amount of traffic crashed our site. Then we spent 2 days fixing the site. Then you ordered a LOT of them. Then our site crashed again. Thank you! Unexpected! Anyway...here's a full-sized

Each spring among the cherry blossoms, a legend takes wing. Is it a dancing crane, poetically posed beneath the falling flowers? No. It's a Mothman. Draped in pink and petals, he haunts the trees. Lurking. Contemplating. Stealing your mochi.moth,mothman,west virginia,cryptid,lamp,spooky,goth,pink , kawaii, brown, flowe

A staple to Japanese folklore, the kitsune is prone to changing shapes quite frequently! In this case though, the kitsune has simple changed sizes and can now sit comfortably in the palm of your hand! red, dragon, cat, white, magic, kawaii, kitten, kitty, cats, fox, supernatural

Guacamole or Salsa? Allow me to make it easy for you. Guac is smoochy and creamy and fresh and has all kinds of stuff you probably need more of, like fiber and love. Salsa is just some watery crushed tomatoes. Decision made.guac,avocado,avo,dip,mexican,food,chips,chipotle

Ready to help the Plague Nurse on her clinical rounds this spring? Try mushrooms! They will either totally fix whatever's wrong, totally compound whatever's wrong, or totally do absolutely nothing. Either way, her patients will have just eaten a whole bunch of tasty spring mushrooms, so that's probably a net positive.P

Some Mothmen are drawn to the glow of streetlights. This one? Wildfire. Lava flow. The eternal flame of your deepest, most chaotic impulses. He doesn’t flap toward the flame—he is the flame. Cozy him at your own risk.moth, mothman, west, virginia, cryptid, lamp, spooky, goth, black, blue, flames, fire, hot

See this sunflower??? We grew it just for you!!! Well actually, they decided to grow and we just kinda let 'em do their thing. By which I mean, they're the boss of us and we jump to their bidding. Must...plant...sunflowers. Must...take over...ecosystem. All...hail...the...sunflower...overlord...sunflowers, sunflower, f

Do you need a snuggle? A cuddle? A snurfle? We know that feeling! Go ahead squeeze a Squishable! The world will be a better place.

Tomato frogs! They're actually a real thing that exist! But the word 'Tomato Frog' is a bit of a mouthful, so for linguistic reasons, this is now a Tomatoad! If you've been looking for a sweet and ripe amphibian to snuggle... that also reminds you to eat your veggies, this is your frog. I mean toad. tomato, frog, frogs

Whoa, that's a huge summoning circle! Who put that here where anyone could trip over it? Oh Baphomet, I thought it might be you! Summoning some fast food I see, eh? I fully support your mystical culinary endeavors. Also can you please summon me two dozen cupcakes? It's for, um, a friend.baphomet,spooky,dark,halloween

Would you still love me if I were a Squishable? No, wait—would you still Squish me if I were a worm? WAIT—! Would you still worm me if I was a Squish? Alright, you know what.wormie,alaskan bull worm,pink,bug, inch, tube, wormlet, cylindrical, bink

Stag beetles are named after their jaws that look like the antlers of a male deer! Interestingly, male deer don't get their names from any part of a beetle at all. Let's change that! From now on, deer with antlers should be called "Stag Beetle Stags". And if they form a 1960's rock group together, they'll be the Stag B

If you see your sushi roll start to crawl, either you're in a really bad sushi place, or it's this Caterpillar Roll! Let's hope it's the latter, because otherwise you're about to be in a whole world of regrettable excitement.synthisquish, hybrid, caterpillar, sushi, roll, bug, insect, pun, white, green, soy sauce, tuna

Having a koi fish pond in your backyard is unlikely but statistically plausible. A dragon lair? Even less likely—but I’m not ruling it out, depending on your status as a particularly dedicated reptile fancier or warlock. Now, a Koi Fish Dragon pond/lair hybrid? That’s probably right out. Until you buy this guy. In whic

Twelve chimes of the clock marks the appearance of the Midnight Mothman! He has arisen from his comfy bed to do mysterious deeds in the dark embrace of night! Or perhaps he never went to sleep at all! Or somehow both???moth,mothman,west virginia,cryptid,lamp,spooky,goth, black, stars, constellations, universe, astrolog

Your favorite mega millennial deserves a Mega Avocado for their toast! They also deserve fair housing prices, reasonable tuition repayment terms, and parents who don't assume the economy hasn't changed since 1972, but this is what we've got for 'em. Standard Ground Shipping to the Continental US Only. big, huge, gigant