The Edgar Allen Poe action figure reflects adult interests, yet in a playful manner. Similarly, products from Accoutrements’ retro line are little blasts from the past that humorously tug at the strings of nostalgia.

Johann Sebastian Bach is one of the most important figures in the history of classical music. He wrote over 1,200 original compositions, many of which are still considered to be the finest of their genre. This 5 1/2" tall, hard vinyl action figure has moveable arms and legs, allowing him to sit on the 1 1/2" plastic bench included. He comes with instructions detailing how to download the amazing fold-up paper clavichord from the Internet for free.

This fantasy beast means business. The posable 3¾” tall hard vinyl unicorn comes with four interchangeable horns (classic spiral, chrome, glow and pearlescent) and three soft vinyl malefactors — a mime, a new age hippy and a businessman/boss. All three figures have unicorn-horn-sized holes in their chests where the unicorn can stick it to them.

You don´t have to be in Texas to jump in on the poker craze. Go all in with this travel pack, which allows you to play anywhere, any time you want. A full deck of cards, 120 chips and a handsome faux-leather carrying case make this the perfect travelling companion, and that´s not a bluff.

These 3.75" figurines depict some of religion´s most celebrated patron Saints, including Saint Joseph, Saint Anne, and Saint Martha. The figurines can be left in their packaging and kept as a collectible, or removed and displayed with the stand and backdrop that come in each box.

Do cats really always land on their feet? With the Cat-A-Pult you can put the old saying to the test by flinging felines across the room. Just load one of the 1-3/8" plastic cats into the 5-3/4" plastic shooting device and pull the trigger. You may question the concept at first, but after propelling a few kitties across the room the company claims you’ll be a believer too. Each shooting device comes with ample feline ammo for a full-fledged cat-flinging party! Four cats are included. The concept is also available in Chicken Chucker, Boss Toss, The Wedding Slinger, Baby Shower, Ninja Attack, Love Gun and the best-selling Pig Catapult.
— Kids love this toy, said Jordan Walden, manager of Finnegan’s Toys and Gifts in Portland, Ore.
— It’s also a great seller at Golden Aspen in Flagstaff, Ariz., noted sales associate Sherri Anaya.
— Cat-A-Pult is No. 4 on Accoutrements’ 25 top-sellers list. Chicken Chucker is No. 2.

This strawberry-flavored gummy bacon looks and feels like strips of real, raw pig meat. But don't be fooled! It is made of sugary gummy goodness. Kids will be encouraged to freak out their friends as they gnaw on this appetizing confection.

This 3 3/4"  tall metal tin contains two sizes of latex-free, vinyl, adhesive bandages (three 3" long large T-bone shaped bandages and 10 1 1/4" small T-bone shaped bandages) along with sterile gauze and a free toy. The silliness of the product and the free toy are intended to keep the wounded distracted from the intense pain of their injuries.

Treat the minor cuts, scrapes and scratches of you and your loved ones with the incredible healing power of Jesus designer bandages. If that’s not enough, inside each box of bandages (15 strips to a box) is a free trinket. Healing and a gift.

This 9 1/2" by 12" glossy folder from Accoutrements features classic spinner technology that helps the bored student or CEO in training decide how to conquer life, one spin of the giant bacon pointer at a time. For instance, "I need to get this 20-page report in tomorrow but I haven't compiled any research yet and my computer is broken. What Would Bacon Do?" one might ask. The response? "Raise Cholesterol." Useful advice. Or the response may be, "Spit Hot Grease." Very smart — for bacon, that is.

This intelligently designed unicorn playset is an excellent educational tool that can provide hours of fun in teaching children about the Cold War. The set comes with Commie, a red unicorn with a yellow horn and scythe and hammer tattooed on his hip, and Freedom, a red, white and blue unicorn painted in stars and stripes. Can Commie's horn of classless social structure hold up against Freedom's hooves of capitalist opportunity? Play and find out.

The mindless tedium of employment at GigantaMegaCorp has crushed the workers' spirit and turned these bright, flowering young go-getters into hopeless Corporate Zombies. They spend their days staring blankly at computer monitors and shuffling through the cube maze, occasionally grunting something about brains. Each set of four posable plastic figures with eerie green glow-in-the-dark skin includes seven plastic office accessories.

Casting gender stereotypes aside, Anne Bonny proves that you don’t have to be a man to be a pirate. Armed with two pistols, a cutlass and a boarding axe, this 5-1/4" tall, hard vinyl version of Anne Bonny is ready to rough up all of the boy action figures. She comes packaged on an illustrated blistercard. “We sell pirate toys well,” reported Linda Hill, owner of Emerald Isle Toys on Emerald Isle, N.C. “Our pirates are by Accoutrements.”

The first catapults were built around 200 B.C. to hurl flaming 6-pound javelins at the enemy. Now the same basic mechanism is used to launch tiny plastic pigs through the air at friends and family with the Pig Catapult. Illogical it may seem, but fun it definitely is. After ‘pulting a few pigs across the room, it’s hard to go back to javelins. Each 5-3/4" long plastic shooting device comes with ample pig ammo for a full-fledged pig-flinging party. “Incoming oinks.”

It started with yellow wristbands before it moved on to every color of the rainbow and every cause under the sun. That’s great for positive, constructive people, but what about the cynics and smart alecks? Where are their wristbands? Each of these Seven Deadly Sins Wristbands celebrates a human weakness. Whether the wearer is a glutton, greedy or plain old lusty, one of these rubber wristbands will show off his or her favorite fatal flaw. Launch date: 2005.

Kids with an eye for greenbacks can wear one of these rubber bands on their wrists to broadcast their desire for cash. Or just to look cool. The other six Deadly Sins are also available. Launch date: 2005.

Ouch! That smarts! Kids can treat their minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a designer bandage. And if a fancy bandage isn’t enough to dry up the tears, how about a free toy? Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) -tall metal pocket tin contains 25 3" x 3/4" (7.6 cm x 1.9 cm) adhesive bandages and a small plastic trinket to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all-better in no time. Launch date: 2004.

These 1 ½”-tall metal knights come in a pack of five and are intricately detailed with a pewter-like finish. The men of arms are crafted of solid die-cast metal. “The peggable display card livens up this product making it more visible and desirable,” Assistant Sales Manager Tamara Bertino told TDmonthly. Launch date: June 2007.

Every town has a Crazy Cat Lady — the one who lives in a tiny house full of feral felines. This 5-1/4” hard vinyl Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure weighs 1 lb. and has a wild look in her eye. She comes with six cats and an illustrated blistercard. "Do you get excited when you hear a can opener?" That question and more can be found on an accompanying quiz, so that consumers can find out if they’re a Crazy Cat Lady.  
— "We really don't do action figures. The only ones we have are the ones from Accoutrements. The best seller is the Crazy Cat Lady. They have a whole line of action figures. They have Mozart, for example. Lots of stuff," said David Campbell, owner of Amazing Toys in Great Falls, Mont.
— When asked about sales for the action figure, Campbell responded, "A couple a month for the Crazy Cat Lady. It's not just cat ladies who are buying it …. It's lots of fun."
— David Wahl, company spokesman for Accoutrements/Archie McPhee, told TDmonthly, "The Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure is a tongue-in-cheek look at a figure that is familiar in our culture. We find that people with multiple cats enjoy identifying themselves with the figure. It makes a wonderful gift for your favorite cat person."

The 3” x 1-3/8” x 1/2” tin contains 32 cinnamon-flavored, lip-shaped candies. Each illustrated display box comes with 36 shrink-wrapped tins.

The 3” x 2-1/4” x 1/2” tin contains 150 rose petal-flavored candies. Each illustrated display box comes with 36 shrink-wrapped tins.

Each 3” tin can contains 100 maple-flavored jellybeans and features a happy hobo on the label.

Each 6-1/2” x 1-1/2” x 1” bacon-shaped tin contains 60 bacon-flavored jellybeans. These jellybeans are not quite as tasty as real bacon, but better for the arteries. Twelve shrink-wrapped tins come in each illustrated display box.

In this exciting board game, players attempt to collect more cats than their fellow competitors as they make their way around the board. Players gain more cats by landing on spaces such as “Save a Cat Stuck in a Tree” and “Rescue Grumpy Old Cat From Pound.” But watch out for spaces that take cats from you, such as “Beware of Dog” and “Kitten Distracted by Bit of Fluff.” It includes a gameboard with spinner, four game pieces with plastic stands, 50 5/8" (1.6 cm) plastic cats and four Wildcat cards. Measurements of the illustrated, shrink-wrapped box are 8.5" x 9.5" x 1.75". Launch date: October 1, 2008.

This action figure is a tribute to all those hard-working waitresses, with thanks for putting up with everyone's silly menu questions, finicky standards and ridiculous requests, all while keeping a smile on your face. Each 5" (12.7 cm), hard-vinyl action figure comes with a removable serving tray, two plates (breakfast and lunch) and a removable cloth apron. It comes on an illustrated blistercard. Launch date: November 20, 2008.