We all need a partner. Sherlock has his Watson, Robin Hood has his Little John. The Plague Doctor has the Plague Nurse. If you were about to do medieval battle against infectious miasmas armed with only a lantern, a rudimentary concept of personal hygiene, and a beak full of smelly herbs and flowers, you'd want a secon

Rainbow rolls aren't usually made of rainbows. California rolls aren't usually thousands of miles long and covered in redwoods. However, crab rolls are in fact made of crab! Or in this case, they ARE a crab! That's truth in advertising right there.crab, sushi, shell, crustacean, red, hybrid, synthisquish

Every hidden science lab needs someone to mop up the experiments. Someone to recapture the ghouls and put away the drippy candles. Someone to hide the evidence. This is that someone! Mori the Plague Rat - The Mysterious Doctor Plague's butler/sidekick/accomplice/etc. Especially the etc!rat, plague, doctor, nurse, unive

Finally after THREE ETERNAL YEARS, the Mini Coelacanth is here! I am so overjoyed by this release, I could swim through the ocean! Then I could do a backflip! Then I could go extinct! Coelacanth style!fish, blue, navy, ocean, sealacanth, celacanth, trout, river, water,

What came first, fire or flies? If it was flies, how did people know to call them Fireflies? Or did they just call them"cool black bugs with glowing butts" until fire caught up? More at 11.firefly,fire,fly,bug,black,red,yellow,bugs,moth,insect,lightning bug, candle fly, firebob, lamp bug, moon bug,

Some cats eat fish. Some cats are fish. If a cat does both, is that an identity crisis? or just cannibalism? Either way, I'm into it.cat, catfish, small, plushie, animal, kitty, orange, synthisquish, hybrid, fish,

Have you heard the legend of Shadow Dragon? Me neither. So let's make one up! Shadow dragons use their shadowy powers to control the world! They rub elbows with royalty! They are champion badminton players! They have amazing crochet skills! They once ate three double-scoop ice cream cones in a row and it was epic! Out

When there is no caped crusader to be seen, this Robin is ready for action! Prepared to fight crime, eat a bunch of seeds, hunt worms... you know, the important stuff! This robin is a bird wonder! bird, birb,birds, chick, brown, orange, egg, sparrow, pigeon, hawk, cardinal

One of the most elusive cryptids, the Fresno Nightcrawler has only *allegedly* been seen TWICE! Once, obviously was in Fresno California, and the other sighting was in Yosemite National Park. But it sounds weird to say the Yosemite Nightcrawler, so, you know. cryptid, night, crawler, humanoid, fresno, legs, leg, white,

Did you know the dachshund was the first dog from the United Kingdom to get cloned? Indeed! We tried it out, but it didn't quite go as planned. Apparently our science was a lot more literal than we expected. At first, we were like, "yikes, what's up with this," but then we gave him some pats and cuddles, and, well, her

Everyone needs a little mystique in their lives! A little intrigue! A little je ne sais quoi (I know I do)! We wanna help you out...with a Mystery Squishable! Order this item and we'll send you a random full-sized 15-inch Squishable, but we're not telling you which one! Really!Fiddlesticks, you say? But it's true! The

We originally intended for this to be a Halloween Squishable, but, well, here we are. When we posted our 7" version of this dude, the amount of traffic crashed our site. Then we spent 2 days fixing the site. Then you ordered a LOT of them. Then our site crashed again. Thank you! Unexpected! Anyway...here's a massive ve

Hey Mini Goth Worm, what's up? Just hanging out in some dirt from your homeland? Checking out necks and leaving behind mysterious red dots? Chilling outside of 3rd floor windows asking to be let in? Trying to convince me to become your fourth wife for all eternity, until the very heavens fall in a glorious dance of the

We originally intended for this to be a Halloween Squishable, but, well, here we are. When we posted our 7" version of this dude, the amount of traffic crashed our site. Then we spent 2 days fixing the site. Then you ordered a LOT of them. Then our site crashed again. Thank you! Unexpected! Anyway...here's a full-sized

Each spring among the cherry blossoms, a legend takes wing. Is it a dancing crane, poetically posed beneath the falling flowers? No. It's a Mothman. Draped in pink and petals, he haunts the trees. Lurking. Contemplating. Stealing your mochi.moth,mothman,west virginia,cryptid,lamp,spooky,goth,pink , kawaii, brown, flowe

Ready to help the Plague Nurse on her clinical rounds this spring? Try mushrooms! They will either totally fix whatever's wrong, totally compound whatever's wrong, or totally do absolutely nothing. Either way, her patients will have just eaten a whole bunch of tasty spring mushrooms, so that's probably a net positive.P

Some Mothmen are drawn to the glow of streetlights. This one? Wildfire. Lava flow. The eternal flame of your deepest, most chaotic impulses. He doesn’t flap toward the flame—he is the flame. Cozy him at your own risk.moth, mothman, west, virginia, cryptid, lamp, spooky, goth, black, blue, flames, fire, hot

See this sunflower??? We grew it just for you!!! Well actually, they decided to grow and we just kinda let 'em do their thing. By which I mean, they're the boss of us and we jump to their bidding. Must...plant...sunflowers. Must...take over...ecosystem. All...hail...the...sunflower...overlord...sunflowers, sunflower, f

Do you need a snuggle? A cuddle? A snurfle? We know that feeling! Go ahead squeeze a Squishable! The world will be a better place.

Tomato frogs! They're actually a real thing that exist! But the word 'Tomato Frog' is a bit of a mouthful, so for linguistic reasons, this is now a Tomatoad! If you've been looking for a sweet and ripe amphibian to snuggle... that also reminds you to eat your veggies, this is your frog. I mean toad. tomato, frog, frogs

Whoa, that's a huge summoning circle! Who put that here where anyone could trip over it? Oh Baphomet, I thought it might be you! Summoning some fast food I see, eh? I fully support your mystical culinary endeavors. Also can you please summon me two dozen cupcakes? It's for, um, a friend.baphomet,spooky,dark,halloween

Would you still love me if I were a Squishable? No, wait—would you still Squish me if I were a worm? WAIT—! Would you still worm me if I was a Squish? Alright, you know what.wormie,alaskan bull worm,pink,bug, inch, tube, wormlet, cylindrical, bink

Stag beetles are named after their jaws that look like the antlers of a male deer! Interestingly, male deer don't get their names from any part of a beetle at all. Let's change that! From now on, deer with antlers should be called "Stag Beetle Stags". And if they form a 1960's rock group together, they'll be the Stag B

If you see your sushi roll start to crawl, either you're in a really bad sushi place, or it's this Caterpillar Roll! Let's hope it's the latter, because otherwise you're about to be in a whole world of regrettable excitement.synthisquish, hybrid, caterpillar, sushi, roll, bug, insect, pun, white, green, soy sauce, tuna

Having a koi fish pond in your backyard is unlikely but statistically plausible. A dragon lair? Even less likely—but I’m not ruling it out, depending on your status as a particularly dedicated reptile fancier or warlock. Now, a Koi Fish Dragon pond/lair hybrid? That’s probably right out. Until you buy this guy. In whic