A typical retail version of the soap has separate monologues depending on whether it’s wet or not, and also features a light. The company stresses that the soaps are completely safe, non-toxic and designed for children’s delicate skin.

The Finished Product

The Talking Soap has also found its way into the promo world via inquiries from Britney Spears’ marketing team, recently. They proposed a custom-made item featuring excerpts from Britney’s smash hit “Ooops! I Did It Again!” which would play when you first pick up the soap for about :10 seconds and, if you drop the soap in the tub, play a reprise for :05 seconds. From International World of Toys.