Fork Milk Kidnap is a party game for ages 17+ that puts a twisted spin on classic parlor games. Players create absurd scenarios by pairing Action and Object cards, deciding who (or what) they’d fork, milk, kidnap, or subject to other outrageous actions. Each round, players secretly match three Action cards with three Object cards, then reveal and justify their choices. The game has no judge—majority consensus determines scoring. If multiple players make the same pairings, they earn 1 point. The first to reach 5 points wins. Designed for adult game nights, it supports up to 10 players and is quick to learn. The set includes 400 cards (200 Action, 200 Object) for high replayability. The compact packaging makes it portable for travel, parties, or gatherings. Content is NSFW, with mature themes and humor.