The Right Honorable Sir Winston

Modeled after the former prime minister of the United Kingdom, this talking doll stands roughly two feet high and is fashioned in a dapper, removable black pin-stripe suit. All the while smoking a cigar, he can speak 25 unique and accurate inspirational and poignant phrases, including, "I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat," "It is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery inside and enigma," and "Fighting for his heart's inheritance is the cause of free men and free people in every quarter of the globe." Having Winston at one's side is bound to perk up one's morning. THIS COMPANY IS NO LONGER IN BUSINESS 1-21-09.