Not only is the myth of our favorite cryptid, the Point Pleasant Mothman, getting bigger, but so is the Mothman itself! Bigger than a Standard Mothman, and with less gravitas than a Massive. Less gravity too. Standard Ground Shipping to the Continental US Only.moth,mothman,west virginia,cryptid,lamp,spooky,goth,black,

Hey Mini Goth Worm, what's up? Just hanging out in some dirt from your homeland? Checking out necks and leaving behind mysterious red dots? Chilling outside of 3rd floor windows asking to be let in? Trying to convince me to become your fourth wife for all eternity, until the very heavens fall in a glorious dance of the

We originally intended for this to be a Halloween Squishable, but, well, here we are. When we posted our 7" version of this dude, the amount of traffic crashed our site. Then we spent 2 days fixing the site. Then you ordered a LOT of them. Then our site crashed again. Thank you! Unexpected! Anyway...here's a massive ve

Everyone needs a little mystique in their lives! A little intrigue! A little je ne sais quoi (I know I do)! We wanna help you out...with a Mystery Squishable! Order this item and we'll send you a random full-sized 15-inch Squishable, but we're not telling you which one! Really!Fiddlesticks, you say? But it's true! The

This pastel treat traded its usual campfire vibes for something a little more... dreamy. Pink, purple, it’s basically a dessert that lives inside a sunset. fruit, straw, berry, bink, pink, purple, snackers, small, pastel, camp, campfire, toasting, smore, smores, chocolate, marshmallow,

Did you know the dachshund was the first dog from the United Kingdom to get cloned? Indeed! We tried it out, but it didn't quite go as planned. Apparently our science was a lot more literal than we expected. At first, we were like, "yikes, what's up with this," but then we gave him some pats and cuddles, and, well, her

Don't just enjoy that Ranch with something basic like veggies, try it with a big old slice of pepperoni pizza! It's great! But why stop there - how about Ranch with spaghetti! Ranch on ice cream!  Ranch on this puppy that you definitely should not eat!dressing, bottle, ranch, zesty, mayo, mayonnaise, white, green, blue

If aquatic sea creatures wanted to show their love of Boba, would they invest? Would they sink their life savings of tiny shells into buying shares of tapioca unlimited? Would they watch the undersea stock ticker for how their delicious tea was faring against steel and cows? Or would they just turn into a glass of Boba

One of the most elusive cryptids, the Fresno Nightcrawler has only *allegedly* been seen TWICE! Once, obviously was in Fresno California, and the other sighting was in Yosemite National Park. But it sounds weird to say the Yosemite Nightcrawler, so, you know. cryptid, night, crawler, humanoid, fresno, legs, leg, white,

My oh my, what big eyes you have! And what big ears you have! And what big white pointy teeth you have! Also, I notice that you're hanging out with a wolf, but that's clearly not the most dangerous creature in this situation.Plague, nurse, doctor, love, red, grimm, grim,grimms brothers, wolves, wolf, fairy tale, fantas

When there is no caped crusader to be seen, this Robin is ready for action! Prepared to fight crime, eat a bunch of seeds, hunt worms... you know, the important stuff! This robin is a bird wonder! bird, birb,birds, chick, brown, orange, egg, sparrow, pigeon, hawk, cardinal

Is this Avocado a superfood? Well, on one hand it doesn't have the amino-monosaturated-riboflavoricious properties of an Avocado you might pick from a tree. You can't smear it all over your face to improve collagen production. But so what? What this little cousin to the big Comfort Food Avocado lacks in organic chemist

Ok, I may be speaking to my own experience BUT, did anyone else have a 'dark academia' phase because they grew up on tumblr and saw a bunch of edits using English Literature and you thought to yourself, "this is CULTURE!" I was convinced I was going to go live out my boarding school dreams and wear crisp white button u

Since these amphibians live their whole lives underwater, they probably see their fair share of predators. Let's give them an edge by making them BIG. Not quite as big as a Massive, but still pretty darn big! Take that, random sea creature who is now slightly smaller than this axolotl! Standard Ground Shipping to the C

Fancy munching on a Japanese rice ball? Careful how you unwrap it! Try as we might to extricate that delicate triangle of rice, seaweed, and filling from that fiendish plastic wrapper...splat. It transforms into a blob. A delicious blob, but still a blob! Fortunately, we know how to get you a perfect rice ball every ti

West Virginians!!! Also everyone else! REJOICE as the Baby Mothman has now graced us with their largest presence yet!! Imagine coming home from a long night of cryptid and creature searching, when the real creature is waiting for you with open wings and a soft belly perfect for hugging! This Mothman has magnets in his

I was in the middle of making breakfast when my friend, who for some reason was in my kitchen at 7am, asked me "What's that wooden ball in the center of avocado?" Reeling from shock, I immediately threw them out of my house. I mean, how does someone not know what an avocado seed looks like? But more importantly, why we

Have you heard the legend of Shadow Dragon? Me neither. So let's make one up! Shadow dragons use their shadowy powers to control the world! They rub elbows with royalty! They are champion badminton players! They have amazing crochet skills! They once ate three double-scoop ice cream cones in a row and it was epic! Out

Some cats eat fish. Some cats are fish. If a cat does both, is that an identity crisis? or just cannibalism? Either way, I'm into it.cat, catfish, small, plushie, animal, kitty, orange, synthisquish, hybrid, fish,

They glow. They flutter. They're pink. This Mothman didn’t come to warn you of impending doom, they've got bigger fish to fry and lips to gloss. Less 'harbinger of disaster,' more 'floating through the mall food court with a mysterious past and a soft pretzel.'moth,mothman,west virginia,cryptid,lamp,spooky,pink,blossom

Bees made it. Bears want it. Toast loves it. And now it’s completely incapable of getting stuck to your fingers! This Mini Honey Jar contains approximately zero actual honey, but 100% cozy, golden, slightly sticky vibes! Honey, pot, jar, pooh, bear, golden, bees, bee, pollen, flower, flowers, yellow

What came first, fire or flies? If it was flies, how did people know to call them Fireflies? Or did they just call them"cool black bugs with glowing butts" until fire caught up? More at 11.firefly,fire,fly,bug,black,red,yellow,bugs,moth,insect,lightning bug, candle fly, firebob, lamp bug, moon bug,

No need to be sour about life, just add a bit of sugar to these lemons and make lemonade! Or maybe leave those lemons alone - they're happy just the way they are!lime, limon, yellow, tart, pucker, sour, sweet, fruit, tea,

Finally after THREE ETERNAL YEARS, the Mini Coelacanth is here! I am so overjoyed by this release, I could swim through the ocean! Then I could do a backflip! Then I could go extinct! Coelacanth style!fish, blue, navy, ocean, sealacanth, celacanth, trout, river, water,

Every hidden science lab needs someone to mop up the experiments. Someone to recapture the ghouls and put away the drippy candles. Someone to hide the evidence. This is that someone! Mori the Plague Rat - The Mysterious Doctor Plague's butler/sidekick/accomplice/etc. Especially the etc!rat, plague, doctor, nurse, unive