Finally, a plush small enough to fit in my blender when making a dragonfruit smoothie! Except I would never ever do that - plush does not belong in a blender! Except as a complicated metaphor for my unusual dietary choices!dragon, fruit, dragonfruit, exotic, tropical, pink, wings, fantasy, synthisquish, hybrid

Rainbow rolls aren't usually made of rainbows. California rolls aren't usually thousands of miles long and covered in redwoods. However, crab rolls are in fact made of crab! Or in this case, they ARE a crab! That's truth in advertising right there.crab, sushi, shell, crustacean, red, hybrid, synthisquish

Hey Baby Axolotl, teach me how to swim! I only really know how to walk in the water, very slowly. Oh, you too? Hmm, in that case can you teach me how to make cute facial expressions? While walking in the water? Very slowly?axolotl,amphibian,aquatic,pink

We all need a partner. Sherlock has his Watson, Robin Hood has his Little John. The Plague Doctor has the Plague Nurse. If you were about to do medieval battle against infectious miasmas armed with only a lantern, a rudimentary concept of personal hygiene, and a beak full of smelly herbs and flowers, you'd want a secon

If we broke down our individual atoms and swished them around a bit, would we turn into ectoplasm? Probably not, because we're made of human. But this Mothman certainly would! We know, because he did! And here he is! moth, mothman, west, virginia, cryptid, lamp, spooky, goth, green, blue, teal, slime, glow,

True story! I found my cat at a bus stop on Labor Day! We searched the entire flipping city for an open vet or shelter, but alas! Closed! So I did the only logical thing and adopted him forever. I have no regrets, but this plush version is a lot less drama. Just saying. cat, meow, abby, ragdoll, siamese, russian blue,